the second hostel we stayed at in London had this lifesized cutout of the Queen
and every morning they’d stick her somewhere else
here are some choice selections of her appearances
Hello hello hello! My name is Laura and I will be your guide. Please keep your arms legs and antennae inside the car at all times.
If you need a thing (glass of water, special tags, you name it) just shoot me a message! Don't be shy, I only have one row of teeth.