gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

foxumbrella:

Why is it when people make a zombie apocalypse au for something they make all of the girls wear tank tops or something that shows a lot of skin all the time, like yes the zombie apocalypse the best time to have my lots of my skin exposed

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

lolitawonderland:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: Favorite Movies [1/10] The NeverEnding Story (1984)
↳ “Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.”

This gifset is just perfection. ;_;

SHIT I just remembered this super interesting dream last night about being lost in this bizarre and fantastic building that was like the center for all life or something

part of it was this series of spiral stairs, all white, that would slide out of the white walls when you got to them and in the walls were thousands and thousands of vials of things like DNA and stuff

But other parts were like brick and wood buildings like old partially abandoned schools filled with people working at desks, horn rimmed glasses and dusty lamps and walls opening onto abandoned woods

And they weren’t really people they were Beings and when I got discovered i got escorted good naturedly away from what they didnt want me to see…. Some of it seemed very sad somehow like they knew i wouldn’t understand something and I think I wasn’t going to remember it when they let me leave

Dang I hope i remember more tomorrow but I’m soooooo sleepy wtf

paradise-jpg:

Lmaoooo

paradise-jpg:

Lmaoooo

hagrids dad as my inspiration. giant twenty foot tall woman??? girlfriend

blogging from bed to say that hagrids dad must have had game levels rocketing off the goddamn charts

gOIN TO BED EARLYISH NIGHT ALL!! <3

laylacreamcheese:

i feel like if lana del rey and james franco had a baby together they would get bored of it and forget about it

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personality types!

reblog with your personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better! 

name: Laura

zodiac: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

myers-briggsistj, isfj, infj, intj, istp, isfp, infp, intp, estp, esfp, enfp, enfj, esfj, estj, esfj, enfj, entj, entp

the four temperaments: melancholic, phlegmatic, choleric, sanguine (this changes every time with me fml)

enneagram: type one, type two, type three, type four, type five, type six, type seven, type eight, type nine 

alignment: lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, true neutral, lawful neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil, chaotic evil

i got so upset over that post because of similar reasoning you had. all I could say was “feminism is needed in varying degrees” instead of spewing out a bunch of emotionally charged words that are more based in rage than fact

YES!! I didn’t reblog the post itself bc 1) i hate startin stuff with ops and 2) I can articulate things better on a clean slate but…YOU WERE RIGHT TOO!! 

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

may, diederik, shitty 80s musical AU. kickflips into the night sky cackling

sheds a happy tear. may is so popular

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