@orchidmantid just the general destruction he’s wreaking on the show … it’s so heartbreaking to see concepts and characters you love get underwritten to feed some asswipe’s ego…

bombing:

@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.
Original is on my site here.

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

Original is on my site here.

fuck moffat lmao I want rtd to deck his lights out in a fight to the death to reclaim DW

THAT WOULD BE COOL… I need to learn more java and jquery tbh I don’t even remember most of it from that one class

THAT WOULD BE COOL… I need to learn more java and jquery tbh I don’t even remember most of it from that one class

shinydiscopaul:

I feel like this is a good opportunity to point out that if you notice I’m in mutuals with/am reblogging from someone’s who’s abusive to you then please please please tell me so I can stop doing that

I misread that as “Mecha space duets” and it was beautiful.

This will also happen in the country I preside over. Mecha space duet concerts

creekdont -‘has been sitting with her headphones on for two hours without listening to anything’- rise

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

Name three, ridiculous laws you would make should you be ruler of a country. (MUST BE RIDICULOUS)
Anonymous

!!! HMMMM

1) Everyone must be taught how to cook an egg at least five different ways by the time they’re ten

2) Mecha space duels to settle all major disputes, because if I were ruler of a country we would have developed mech suits by now probably

3) I get to live in the woods where nobody bothers me where I can pass my egg-mecha laws in peace

i love this but is it from one of your own things or some fictional thing i haven’t heard of?

THANK YOU!! He’s one of my own characters! I try to tag fanart as such to reduce confusion c:

All the point As and point Bs start to look the same

All the point As and point Bs start to look the same

Y’all the National Report is a satire site, there is no Paul Horner getting sent to prison for swatting Kootra…i mean whoever did it DOES deserve to go to prison but

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real